THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE INTERVIEW WITH THE FAKE PAUL GILBERT IN A DISCONTINUED MUSIC MAGAZINE OF APRIL 5, 1999

Interviewer: So are the recent rumors of the death of Paul Gilbert true, and you are his official double?

Fake Paul Gilbert: yes, that is completely true!

Interviewer: When exactly did the real Paul Gilbert die?

Fake Paul Gilbert: Before Racer X put out their first album

Interviewer: I see. Why have you covered up Paul Gilberts death until now?

Fake Paul Gilbert: Racer X didn't want to carry on the charade any longer. The pain and guilt was building up inside of them, and they finally came to their senses so to speak, and told the truth.

Interviewer: Are their in fact in hints of Paul Gilberts death in the lyrics, and if so, why?

Fake Paul Gilbert: Well, since Racer X didn't want to tell anyone directly about it, they wanted to drop hints to everyone to get out all their feelings. That's enough questions for today!

Interviewer: could you comment on your relationship with racer x or mr. big!?

Fake Paul Gilbert: No! Get out of here!

*Interview ends*